I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
I used the phrase "love child of quasimodo and cyclops " in a sentence today.
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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