hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
Just woke up on a dolphin floaty wearing only a party hat. There's blood on the side of the pool and glass in the sauna. Worst fucking hangover. But some guy said he is making crepes so its ok
the girl i fucked last night woke up this morning, disoriented and looked at me, and said "oh, you're hot." and went back to sleep.
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
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