Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
Well I found out I was essentially dumped and replaced by a hipster and apparently offered a girl $95 to go out with me. In the spirit of the Olympics I will not be spending any time on the medal stand.
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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