I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
i made sure i dropped the whole "im a yoga teacher" bomb which basically roofies a guys sense of judgement and guarantees he will sleep with me.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
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