I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
I found a knife in my bed when I got back this morning. I think one of my roommates has it in for me
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
Randomize
