p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Immediately after I scarfed down an Applebee's appetizer trio for lunch, my boss sent me on an hour long road trip to pick up some parts. Great. I can't wait to shit my pants on US-31 South.
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Randomize
