it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
I got inside last night via doggy door
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
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