The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
i threw up in his kitchen sink and then used a measuring cup to drink water because i couldn't find a clean glass. i just threw up down the stairs. it's gonna be a long walk home.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
Fighting the police is like screwing a fat girl, if I'm drunk enough I'll do it
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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