It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
Somewhere out there, someone is getting laid. And then theres me, watching Star Trek porn while my roommate plays World of Warcraft next door
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
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