"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
im getting a BJ in a closet
and a penguin just handed me a bong
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
Listen man, there's two things I know about in life: porn and sound. On a day that I'm wearing khakis, I need you to trust that I know what the fuck I'm doing.
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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