I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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