He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
I've struck affair-gold. He's hot, he's ripped, he doesn't want a relationship, and most importantly he won't have to ask Gods permission to bang me like the last religious nut job did.
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