If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
I got vodka in my stocking. Having an alcoholic mom has paid off.
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
Also we decided you're the person whose going to die at my bachelor party...do the math you're the most logical choice
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
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