so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
You got kicked out of the strip club for spilling a tall boy on the stage and when the bouncers came to take you out you told them that they should probably go clean up your pee in the back corner cause they didn't seem to notice that
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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