That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
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