why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
You called me and said "Aidan's unconscious" to which he said "I'm conscious, I'm conscious pilot"
He was filled with the holy spirit. And vodka.
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
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