Small penises have feelings too.
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
He dated me before I started drinking. I feel like he deserves a consolation bj for all the effort he had to put in to get in my pants.
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
You realize that if you get murdered while we're talking, I'm gonna have to explain to your next of kin why the last thing on your phone is a picture of my boobs.
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
This guy on tinder just told me that he wanted to tie me up and asked me what I thought. I told him I wanted tacos
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
I woke up in a warehouse with the words “Property of Adam” written on my chest in frosting.
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