She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
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