Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
I'm drunk off vodka and I haven't eaten today. I've never felt more like Kirsten Cohen in my life.
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
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