it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
Things i learned at work today: do not put mayonaise on a tattoo, it will get infected.
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
We don't have paper towels so I microwaved a spinach/egg sandwich thingy wrapped in toilet paper. Toilet paper. so that's how my day started.
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
his mom fetish really needs to stop. this is literally the 5th time i've come home from work and there's been some random skank and her kids in the living room.
did one of the kids use their poo like a crayon on the wall this time?
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
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