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I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
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