Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
The bouncer called to give me my shoes back when I got there he said " I'm all cool with fuvking bitches but when you try to to do it in my bar on the pool table you're gonna get chocked out every time"
At least you got your shooes
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
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