was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
I don't get hangovers. Except once. And there is a massively epic story behind that, involving so much alcohol I should have died, and 13 raw hotdogs.
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
My dog just blew me a kiss. First of all I'm stoned and second of all he's a pitbull. Those aren't sexual dogs. So wtf.
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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