have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
I told him I tried to eat a stranger's sandwich while I was drunk. Mildly disappointed but he realizes he has me for a kid.
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
this is an emotional support booty call
I convinced her that there were two p's in Chipotle - the 2nd one was silent.
The batteries in my vibrator died before I could finish. Which is a lot like my sex life lately......
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