we're blogging at a bar
I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
He gave me his business card. It was a Justin Bieber trading card with his number written in sharpie. I have to call him don't I?
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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