He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
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