its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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