I just saw a pregnant woman with a cigarette and a beer walking into the Larry the Cable Guy show. I'm glad my taxes are paying her medical expenses.
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
woke up this morning with pubes superglued to my face, not my pubes
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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