super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
i was so proud for not passing out at the same time as usual. i screamed that i had a "new personal best!" then some jackass explained daylight savings.
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