I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
Randomize
