fuck, i never want to drink again I drunk dialed matt last night and broke up with him the second night in a row. FUCK QUADFEST
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
I was just wicked nice to a telemarketer... that's how stoned this woman got me.
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
I just got out of a $280 speeding ticket by acting like The Big Lebowski. Seriously Jeff Bridges is the man.
Randomize
