yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
There's not really an emoticon that says "I'm sorry I honked your boobs, and that you weren't a fan of that."
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
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