I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
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I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
I think it’s appropriate to celebrate the start of mother’s day at the bar with the men that almost made me a mother
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
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