the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
I drunken agreed to go wedding dress shopping with a stranger at the bar yesterday. She sent me an email asking what days I am free.
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
Randomize
