you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
On a separate note, I just found out some condoms aren't vegan. Problem.
Hahahaha I can't wait for you to ask "wait. are there any animal by products in that?"
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
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