Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
I feel like I don't even know what's gonna happen when we first see each other. It'll be like explosions and glitter and a unicorn will run by pulling a sleigh of alcohol and sex.
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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