Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
We were on the beach when you spilled sand in the bottle and said "relax it's vodka, it'll disinfect itself"
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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