Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
Last night you told her she was rocking the beer gut. Still wondering why you have that black eye?
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
You asked my mom "who the fuck drives four hours to sleep in a guys bed and not touch his penis"
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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