I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
I realized we pick a president more often than I get a blowjob
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
so much tequila, so little girl.
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
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