the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
i think i just naturally attract stoners
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