problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
mom and grandma are in town. grandma wants to get drunk with you
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
If its vodka, everyone is attractive. Tequila, everyone is dead sexy, single and fuckable.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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