even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
I got 87 likes on my changed relationship status. It's official. I'm way more fucking awesome single.
They're mostly guys
Early bird gets the worm.
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
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