I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
Life isn't about who you kiss, drunk, at midnight. It's who you text nonsense to, sober, from the toilet.
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
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