The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
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