Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
He told me to pretend to be a shark, and he would slay me with his harpoon cock.
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
I feel like emojis are just meant for explaining sex without using words to make anyone uncomfortable. It's a true gift
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
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