I'm gonna get wrecked tn I might have to keep my phone at home cause I'm sure ill send you really weird txts
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
there is cereal in my wallet where all the cash used to be.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
Hi I am too sober and out of rum. Translation: I owe you some beer. Also, get better taste in beer.
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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