She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
i woke up with my wallet keys and phone missing and a treasure map to find them stapled to my shirt.
haha i know
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
If you were a real friend you would have told me you saw me in a porno despite how awkward of a convo it is. You act like I should always know when I'm being recorded.
I could have made money off of that but no you had to wait 2 years to drunkenly tell me this shit.
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
Randomize
