Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
You need to somehow incorporate the phrase "these hoes ain't loyal" into your best man speech.
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
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