Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
Seriously why is the deadbolt locked. This is the second time I'm having to sleep on the porch using my boots as my pillow. I can't wait till the next time your drunk.
Shhh, I'm sleeping. Just let it happen Jess.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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