nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
I want her autograph on my taint
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
Decided to stop by the store on my walk of shame. I must really look like shit, a six year old girl just walked up to me and said "my mommy wanted me to tell you Jesus loves you." Thanks kid.
She was blowing me like a porn star and all I could think was "you just told me your grandfather is dying in hospice right now"
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
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