What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
Just saw a bouncer shoot a stripper with a squirt gun. He looked at me n said,"gotta keep em in check." I'm in love with this place
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
...
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
Aaaaaaand, there's the title of my second book. "One Dick. Six Angles."
Well thank god i want six autographed copies
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
Randomize
